miss-andrea:

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

you know with the amount of time and effort spent pretending to be too obtuse to understand the very basic fucking point of ‘hey maybe being on the computer all the time isn’t conducive to a healthy social/mental environment’ literally thousands of people could have gone outside and done something with their lives

xbmoorex:

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fileformat:

I’m so upset..

noire2002:

downtempo deathcore is a genre of music for people who do this

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crimewave420:

Super Smash Bros. Melee Reveal & Reactions (E3 2001)



54,777 plays

keithxedge:

loupdelalune:

King Krule - Baby Blue

I could’ve been someone
to you.
Would have painted the skies blue,
Baby blue,
If you knew.

Important

One of the best songs





24,385 plays

fuckyeah1990s:

Underworld - Born Slippy

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Common Filth Radio - Episode 3

smashing-acid:

i wish planned parenthood payed for nipple piercings 



smashing-acid:

always in the conflicting battle between the bliss of ignorance and the burden of knowledge